TFG and Its Base

Published August 8, 2021

The Week Before His Latest "reinstatement"

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Ouch, The Former Guy.   Or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.  And like Lord Voldemort, TFG, or as I refer to him  The T**** Thing (T³), is the ultimate definition of evil and corruption, along with Stalin, Hitler, Putin, and the ilk. It cannot be called human because it has no characteristics that a human mother would want her child to share, none.  But 33% of this country’s population - a disappointingly large proportion, although still a minority - do support T³, and I’ll simply refer to these other Things as the base‡.

Since you’re listening allow me to bring you up to speed … well no, that would take too much time and too many words, and the base has no tolerance for more that a few consecutive words, especially if they are bigly. But really, why would the base listen to me, I know "sience", eat babies, fire space lasers rather than guns, am peaceful, conversant in metric, do not abuse non-whites and believe that laws should be obeyed.

Speaking of idiots, did you know that T³ is being re-instated as President this August 15th?  That’s what I hear (from the idiots).  That’s what they say (the idiots, that is). It will be fun to watch the base go berserk when that fails to materialize.  You know, like the Q-anon date of March 4th, 2021 (yes, those idiots).

August 15th is also the date of the yearly Big Cycling Event where I ride 40 miles in the hills surrounding Labeatis Mons because I, too, am an old and overweight idiot.  I’ll send a URL so you can live track me and locate my body after the pissed-off-berserk-base corn hole me for riding an environmentally friendly bicycle.  Actually, the term is coal roll  but I prefer corn hole because that’s an allusion to a gay sex act and the homophobic base gets really clenched when I say that; you know, sorta’ like the base would rather run out of gas than visit a Kum & Go.  Coal rolling is a childish act of rebellion against vehicle emission standards: morons modify a diesel engine to increase the amount of fuel entering the engine in order to emit large amounts of black sooty exhaust fumes into the air.  They call it Prius repellant, get it?  Clever, eh?

I’ve been corn holed four times since arriving here, once with Mother in her Toyota, a non-American car, of course.  The attack is very similar to Mater when he’s out for a spree of tractor tipping: I’m alone on a desolate county road RIDING A FREAKING BICYCLE FOR EXERCISE not harming anyone or anything, moron slows way down to match my speed so he can maximize acceleration and thus maximize soot production, then stomps on the gas and passes me, emitting as much pollution as possible. I’ll add that the “pass” is more of a "brush by me as closely as possible” intimidation maneuver.  All other vehicles, without fail, use the opposing lane when they pass and give me a wide berth.  Then again, I’m wide and need a large berth. Did I mention that the base is violent and belligerent?  Moron then likely goes home to guzzle beer and watch professional wrestling with his buddies, which they all believe is real, trust me I’ve seen this year after year in actual life.

Four years ago I started writing about T³ and everything I said during that time period has turned out to be true, the base has no reply to what I’ve said because all the proof - audio and video - is on tape. But, as we’ll see, the base can still manage to ignore all this factual information and exist in a collective fantasy bizarro world of lies and ignorance.

Instead, the base first perks up with disinformation, crafted, fake information designed to make them mad (perhaps better said, to keep them mad). Disinformation comes from nation states like Russia, North Korea and China, and re-enforces their misguided belief system. The base also traffics in mis-information, where they just make shit up.  They will use a graph of COVID mortality versus immunization status and redraw it so all the deaths occur among the vaccinated population, and Facebook goes insane.  Or, famously, T³ forged a NWS hurricane map with a Sharpie to match what he was lying to his base, and of course they believed him.

So let’s just call this the preamble, the prelude, the coming attraction to what I want to say. And it’s not going to be pretty, I’m taking no prisoners, anyone who supports T³ is now in my sights. ANYONE - I’m finished with trying to reason with the base.  And the reason I am so emphatic now is because T³ and the base continue to be an imminent danger to the country, and possibly the world, were T³ to regain the Presidency. Here are some of the topics (not necessarily exhaustive or in order) I’ll discuss in the future:

     •     T³ and bleach and anti-vaccination “thoughts” and COVID is nothing to worry about the disease will just go away

     •     T³ and the 2016 Russian election interference and installing his incompetent children and donors into high offices

     •     T³ and the 2020 election of Joe Biden as President and the ongoing coup (attempt, at least so far)

     •     T³ and the environment and eating your peas before eating desert

     •     T³ and low-flush toilets and blasting hurricanes with a nuclear weapon and really really wet water, “sience” stuff

     •     … and more of the same if the base wants to hear it !

Look for these expositions under the series title Limp-Dick Science Majors, a derogatory term used by Colonel Quaritch in reference to the scientists with whom he disagrees.  There’s an implication of passivity here on the part of the scientists, that they are submissive and useless; indeed, that they can be pushed around and manipulated, in fact bullied. Quaritch represents the base, the bully, and LDSM represent the rest of America, the 67% majority.  And while I am not a scientist and irrespective of my penile turgidity, it’s time for this LDSM to come to the aid of his country.

Over these past years I told you T³ would do anything to remain in power, anything, no matter how disgraceful and illegal.  He planted the seed of voter fraud in 2016 and I have the video proof.  But even though he lost the popular vote by 3,000,000 votes he still won the electoral college, and the base never flinched, complained or cried foul.  In fact, no one ever complained about any election in the past, the base never thought twice about election integrity.  But when T³ lost the 2020 popular vote by 7,000,000 votes as well as the electoral college, suddenly the base blew their collective ass-gassket.  And that’s because T³ had, yet again, told his base the only way he could lose was if the election was rigged, and the base gobbled that food right up, yum, yum.

Then T³ pressured the Republican members of Congress, Republican state legislatures, the Department of Justice, local Republican election officials - everyone he could - to propagate the this-election-is-stolen crap and overturn the election, just as I predicted.  Simultaneously, he was advertising January 6 would be a “must be there event” and agitating the base, and we all saw the stop-the-steal result, live on television, as the base attacked the Capital and used the American flag to kill police.  And in courts and hearings we’re now learning his coup attempt was more determined and insidious than we imagined in real time.

No mother would wish upon their children any characteristic  exhibited by T³,  yet the base stands behind him.  I do not grok.  Base, get a life and join the world instead of inbreeding yourselves into extinction. Or maybe you’ll “win” on August 15th, as the chatter suggests.  In any case you do not frighten me, I’ll be riding my bike that day on a public county road, unarmed, easy pickings for some moron. Oh, oh, better yet: send T³ my way so I can kick his bubbly orange ass … no, no, that caustic slime would destroy my shoes.  Let’s go with the moron.

More later,

LDSM

‡ I define the base as conservative, ignorant, angry, violent and poisonous; complete details and examples in future articles, but allow me to succinctly explain now:

     •     Conservative: there is a technical political definition to that word, but what I mean is these folks want to conserve their way of life as it was, there is no desire for change and new things.  They are stuck in the static past, refusing to acknowledge that everything always has and always will evolve.  To evolve and better themselves requires work and they are too lazy to participate, better that the world conform to them.  And the old way includes white racists.

     •     Ignorant: sorry, if you listen to or are aligned with any of these lovely folks you have Jello in your noggin.

     •     Angry, fearful and insecure: they hate on what they do not understand, which is pretty much everything except the old way. They generally cannot speak coherently for themselves but must use a vile Tweet or Facebook post from someone else to feel better.

     •     Violent: the proof is their actions on January 6th, 2021, while attempting to carry out T³'s coup d’état. They have guns and ammo for killing people, they make death threats and, like a common criminal, use intimidation to get their way. They form militias for, er, bible study - yep, they’re just studying biblical uses of the AR-15.

     •     Poisonous: they consume conspiracy fantasies and copious amounts of mis-information, then spread it amongst themselves using virulent back channels like Facebook, and it’s fugly. They are childishly defiant of any rules that displease them. They coopt words like patriot in the belief that doing so will make them the good guy.